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About Us

We want to share our Projects and progress with you

This landing page is for passersby to enjoy some of the same events and activities that we have been fortunate enough to enjoy over the years together.

Zero Quality Control

We don’t know how we’re going to what we do, and if we do it twice it was probably by mistake.

Join us on our descent into chaos, where hopefully we also learn a thing or two along the way.

Guaranteed Imperfect Results

This is a low TRL, R&D-heavy sector of the world we call life. We offer more breadcrumbs than roadmaps to take you on our journey, and look forward to sharing stories with you in the meantime.

Testimonials

What Say Clients and Unsuspecting Familial Victims Collaborators

Mr. C has always been crafty. In the early years of knowing him, he made a ceramic mug as a gift for me. It’s lumpy, lop-sided, and has a weird texture, but it’s full of love. I use it as a pen holder because it can’t hold liquid.

Mr. Mr. C Lenny

Almost-Proud Father

“I asked J what she loves most about C and she said, ‘His beard.’ It’s a love story for the ages. A love story about a woman and a man’s facial hair. It’s truly a modern-day fairytale.”

Dave

Mini-Golf Owner, Probably

“I’ve never seen two people who love each other more than C&J. They’re like two peas in a pod. A pod full of plaid shirts, purple hair dye, and pottery clay. It’s truly a sight to behold.”

Dr. MM

Doctor of Farmicology

“I asked C how they stay so in love and he said, ‘We never run out of things to talk about, even if it’s just about my new beard oil.’ They’re an inspiration to us all.”

“I love how C&J are always learning new things. They’ve taught me so much. I now know that it takes a village to make a coffee table, and that that village is just one couple.”

“C&J’s love is a work of art. They’re always so in sync. They’re so in sync, in fact, that they both got plaid shirts on the same day. It’s a miracle.”

Mrs. Mrs. Lenny

Doting Mother

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are These People Anyways?

C&J are two working professionals who found each other and are still finding themselves as they navigate the world side-by-side.

What Do we Do here? 
This site serves as our landing page to compile and share some of the highlights of our lives together and as individuals.
Why Do we Do it? 
In part, this site serves as a portfolio to show interested parties and our future shelves what we are capable of, or at least what we thought we were ambitious enough to tackle at the time.
What makes us qualified to post it on the internet? 
Like almost all beautifully weird corners of the internet, this website went though the rigorous process that only a husband with some ill-advised discretionary spending and an hour of Googling can provide. If it's still up today, it's an excellent indicator that Mr. Lenny forgot that it was on autopay.
what have we done so far? 
You can always check our Completed Projects List here. We tend to upload in batches as we are able, but don't let that discourage you from reaching out to us on a specific project. We do love sharing our experiences with anyone willing to listen. And also any family members who are forced into the last available seat at the table.
What are we planning to do Next? 
We are probably getting in over our heads on several projects as you are reading this. For more sizable projects, we attempt to keep ourselves accountable on the Next Projects page. If there is nothing there, then we have failed at that goal and will do our best to add it to the Completed Projects list shortly.

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